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top ten virtual women who need the stinky dinky...

Article written by KatanOmega on 4/24/09
Last edited on 4/24/09

Thats right bitches, it's another top ten women in video games list. Unlike the other lists on the net this one does not include some snooty british bitch at the top of the list who thinks grave robbing is a cool thing to do, and away we go...............

10. aya brea: parasite eve

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Now normally I'm not down with plastic looking women in video games, but I make an exception here. There is something about Aya that is very gloomy and dark. It makes me think she is the kind of girl that would shove her thumb up your ass while blowing you, and then tell you to take it while calling you a bitch. There is also something to be said for women who battle demons in a slinky evening gown.

9. Cortana: Halo Series

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Ah, virtual women. They are the next best thing to fucking a super hot robot. Any of you ever watched Terminatior: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? That pussy kid has had a super hot robot living with him for two seasons. She even has to obey his orders, but is he tapping that cyborg ass......no. It's just disgracefull. Anyway back to my original point , virtual women are the next best thing. Especially when they are built like Cortana. You can't tell me she never fucked with Master Chief. Chief would be owning up some Brutes, and all the sudden a pair of perfect , blue, matrix looking funbags pop up in his HUD. Cocktease!!

8. Daphne: Dragons Lair

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Daphne is the first Video Game vixen that made my 10 year old pecker twitch in excitement for the first time. A skin tight outfit, perky juggs, and an ass that just won't quit makes Daphne a popular choice for any of these lists to this day. Would we chase through a dungeon of death and face down a dragon for some of that sweet sweet poon tang like Dirk the Daring...........maybe but I would definatly have to kill her for my trouble after I B my L all over her face.

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